Join Us!

Why join The New Church of Satan? Hopefully (at the very least) because you have read The Nine Satanic Statements, The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, and The Nine Satanic Sins, and you agree with all of them. Ideally you have read the Satanic Bible. Most who join believe they were born a Satanist, and they find that they already think along the same lines as the rest of us. That is, they have been a Satanist all along, and just never realized it. Hence it is only natural that they join.

Note that membership is not for everyone, and we are looking for very specific individuals at this early stage of our organization. Most of you will not make the cut, and this is nothing personal. Your application will remain open for review as membership increases. We are in the process of creating a good, quality core of individuals with the right expertise. At the moment we are also actively recruiting for the following:

Twitter Manager

The Twitter Manager will be responsible for maintaining our presence on Twitter. This will involve creating new posts on a range of topics, including art, music, current events, etc., responding to the right posts in the right ways (see how the Church of Satan handles their Twitter for some clues), and coordinating with our inner council in the process. If you think you are the right person for this position, please drop us a line at highpriest@thenewchurchofsatan.com with the title "TWITTER MANAGER".

Instagram Manager

The Instagram Manager will be responsible for maintaining our presence on Instagram. This will involve creating new posts on a range of topics, including art, music, current events, etc. (obviously with an emphasis on images), responding to the right posts in the right ways (see how the Church of Satan handles their Twitter for some clues), and coordinating with our inner council in the process. If you think you are the right person for this position, please drop us a line at highpriest@thenewchurchofsatan.com with the title "INSTAGRAM MANAGER".

Teacher

We are looking for either a teacher, or someone involved directly with teaching in the public school system in Kentucky. As you may know, Kentucky public schools can now offer Bible classes in social studies curriculum. If they can do it, so can we. So we are seeking people on the inside of the Kentucky school system who would be interested in helping. If this is you, please drop us a line at highpriest@thenewchurchofsatan.com with the title "KENTUCKY TEACHER".

How to become a full member

1. Fill out the online membership form below.

2. Pass a background check and committee vote.

Remember, we are being very selective. Fill the application out to the best of your ability, do not skip anything, and be as descriptive as possible. We want to get a good impression of who and what you are, and what you have to offer.

3. Once you are notified of admission, pay the one-time membership fee of $25. This is NON-REFUNDABLE. It pays for the background check and our time and effort.

*Our application/survey is nearly identical to that of the Church of Satan. We find it gives a very good overall impression of a person.